fiddler-unroofed:

Nott, drunk: there’s only one thing worse than dying

Nott: *rips off paper to reveal the words ‘caleb dying’*

Caleb: caleb

Nott: NO–!!!

cezarywho:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thatpettyblackgirl:

This quote

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We live in a simulation.

Those right-wing maniacs are really trying hard don’t they? Unable to win any argument - so all brain power focusing into making up fake content.

How low the Republicans go when they are scared of powerful women.

“Republican attempt to shame female politician with nude photoshop pictures debunked by foot fetishist using Wikifeet”

That’s a real thing that happened

That’s an actual news story that occured

What even is this planet

WikiWHAT?!

tomatomagica:

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this will happen to you if you sexualize minors

prideprejudce:

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the parallel park one FUCK

heat-ness:

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Caleb, do you need to go to sleep?

Critical Role Campaign 2 Episode 24

Anonymous: what is the meaning behind your url?

glassbonespaperskin:

my life story, I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

kihba:

kihba:

in 2019 we normalize casually wearing fake fangs

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imagine living your life being this fucking boring

thecryptocreep:

catchymemes:

Snowing at sea

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???
Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

fartgallery:

engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

engineer 2: dick hole

engineer 1: hmm…almost

dancinginthesetrees:

nicollekidman:

natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i can’t describe it….. it’s not exactly evil but it’s not warm either…. i feel like she could unhinge her jaw and drag me into the ocean like a kraken but she wouldn’t bc it’s undignified 

Wanna know why?

“Oscar-winning actress Natalie Portman told the crowd at Saturday’s Women’s March in downtown Los Angeles that she experienced what she calls “sexual terrorism” as a 13-year-old after the release of the film The Professional.

Portman described her pride and excitement in releasing the film, only to encounter sexually explicit messages both directed toward her and made about her.

”I excitedly opened my first fan mail to read a rape fantasy that a man had written me,” she recalled. “A countdown was started on my local radio show to my 18th birthday, euphemistically the date that I would be legal to sleep with. Movie reviewers talked about my budding breasts in reviews.”

The experience, she said, changed the way she expressed herself publicly, in order to limit the ways she could be objectified by others.

”I understood very quickly, even as a 13-year-old, that if I were to express myself sexually, I would feel unsafe,” she said. “And that men would feel entitled to discuss and objectify my body to my great discomfort. So I quickly adjusted my behavior. I rejected any role that even had a kissing scene and talked about that choice deliberately in interviews. I emphasized how bookish I was and how serious I was. And I cultivated an elegant way of dressing. I built a reputation for basically being prudish, conservative, nerdy, serious, in an attempt to feel that my body was safe and that my voice would be listened to.”


Video of the speech here: https://www.vox.com/2018/1/21/16917130/natalie-portman-womens-march

queenofwitchfuckery: Hi there, I would have a tiny itsy request auf you're still open. How about just Caleb and Jester forehead touches (because I'm a sucker for those) and maybe like Caleb touching her cheek? Thanks Love 😊

ineffablewitch:

Art Requests: Open!

So this isn’t exactly that, but I liked it enough to color it and clean it up so! I love this ship okay. 

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